Jamie Boy

A true pessimist at heart, Jamie spends most of his time and energy tracking the location and abundance of household lettuce. We don’t want to know what would happen if it ever ran too low, and thanks to Jamie, we’ll never find out. Prone to bouts of grumpiness and destruction, Jamie never leaves you wondering about his thoughts and feelings. He expresses himself with grace and force and makes sure his surroundings reflect the inner state of his being. Additionally, he prides himself on his punctuality and expects those of lower social status (aka his caretaker) to value timeliness as well. If he feels as though the important events of the day (his morning and nightly veggies) have diverged from his regular schedule, he will promptly sound the alarm (begin squeaking) to put things back on track. Despite his often stoic demeanor and mercurial attitude, Jamie is a sweet boy with a heart of gold. In his softer moments, Jamie enjoys a good game of hide and seek and often finds himself pondering the meaning of life. The world is lucky to have him as a contributor to the most important agency in the world.